the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

equinellie:

I took the quote “Find what you love and let it kill you” too seriously by buying a horse.

"I’m jealous of anyone that will ever kiss your lips."
- A 10-word story (via acidmindfuck)

iambadcompany:

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

And you should be killed for any and all of those

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

obscyr:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

dizasterful:

Madison Bumgarner is only the second pitcher in Giants franchise history to hit a grand slam; the other being Shawn Estes in 2000.